The world imploded when it was discovered that Republican presidential hopeful Jeb! was selling a cheap plastic bowl for $75 (especially seeing as one could buy 24 of the same cheap plastic bowls for $36). But it’s not the most egregious product being sold by a candidate. Just in time for tonight’s debates, here are worse things you can buy than a Guaca Bowle.
Marco Rubio | $45-48
Marco?
Rand Paul | $1000
“If you would like a signed Constitution in neatly bound book, contribute $1,000 and we will send you one.”
Mike Huckabee | $20
“We don’t recommend this, but we know you’ll be able to wear this shirt with pride”
Scott Walker | $299
A Nation’s Challenge
Ted Cruz | $10
“In stock”
Hillary Clinton | $10
Amirite?
Donald Trump | $25
“The Official Make America Great Again classic rope hat as worn by Donald J. Trump himself”
Chris Christie | Free
He doesn’t sell merch but he does have these.
