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The Crossbow Machete: The Most Badass Way To Accidentally Kill a Family Member

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If you happen across a giant bald man of some vague Eastern European provenance wearing a blue ESPRIT t-shirt, do not provoke him. Because chances are he is carrying on his person the most ridiculous weapon of the modern age: the crossbow machete. Don’t try this at home, or outside, or anywhere, ever. [Geekologie]

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