The First of the PSP Porn Reviews

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Our squirmy brother Fleshbot pointed out this delightful look at some good, old-fashioned PSP porn complete with Custer's Revenge-esque sex antics involving sperm. Called "The Palace of the Virgin," this title features "adventures that involve [said Princess] touching various body parts belonging to some seriously ugly Japanese dudes." Now, thanks to our early colonizing, Christian influence, Japan has outlawed all kinds of full-frontal action, so all the sex is pixellated beyond recognition. I learned this the hard way at a Toyko hotel after paying $20 bucks for "in-room entertainment." So there is no visible junk.

Then you have a game portion where you shoot spermatozoa at the young princess. But I assure you no one buys this for the game.

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PSP Porn [Tokyopia via Fleshbot]

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