Ok, so it isn’t high tech. At all. In fact, it’s almost as low-tech as you can get; humans have been frying meat since around the time we discovered fire. But a whole turkey, at once? That requires a little modern innovation, at least, unless you want to risk burning the house down, or spending the holidays in intensive care. $140 is a small price to pay for the peace of mind that, if something does go horribly wrong, at least there’s a manufacturer you can attempt to sue.
I’ve never had fried turkey on Thanksgiving (or any other time) but hey, it’s fried, and believers swear by it.
26-Qt Turkey Fryer Deluxe [CookingToys]
Update: A couple of you have pointed out these get a bit burny, so fryer beware. Might as well just upgrade to a flamethrower and have something to keep the kids table entertained with, too.
Flaming Death Video [UL]
