A 2,000-year-old renanimated bog-man invades a convenience store, and nearly dies of dehydration, except he’s able to bite chunks out of plastic water bottles, giving him the strength to do a hockey-stick tracheotomy on the clerk.
Legend Of The Bog, newly out on DVD, has to be one of the dullest deserted-area monster films ever made, but at least it has the unintentional comedy of the water-biting scene. That’s something, right?
