Hey guys, I got this great idea. How about I strap myself into a roller chair, fire up the ol' leaf blower, and send myself spinning around in circles until I collapse in a dizzy, nauseous, seething heap of idiot?
Another quick way to go from leaf blower to vomit.
1. Take your blower out of the shed for the first spring use.
2. Start it up.
3. Realize that a mouse had nested in the thing over the winter.
4. Clean up the broken and bleeding litter of mice you just shotgunned the front of your house with.
I call it the mouse cannon now, and am the only one that finds it funny at our house..