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The Shortest Distance Between a Leaf Blower and Vomit

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Hey guys, I got this great idea. How about I strap myself into a roller chair, fire up the ol' leaf blower, and send myself spinning around in circles until I collapse in a dizzy, nauseous, seething heap of idiot?

Oh, some guy already did that? Great, I'll just watch him then. [sisfti via The Daily What]

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