The Shortest Distance Between a Leaf Blower and Vomit

Hey guys, I got this great idea. How about I strap myself into a roller chair, fire up the ol' leaf blower, and send myself spinning around in circles until I collapse in a dizzy, nauseous, seething heap of idiot?

Advertisement

Oh, some guy already did that? Great, I'll just watch him then. [sisfti via The Daily What]

DISCUSSION

mcmike
McMike

Another quick way to go from leaf blower to vomit.

1. Take your blower out of the shed for the first spring use.

2. Start it up.

3. Realize that a mouse had nested in the thing over the winter.

4. Clean up the broken and bleeding litter of mice you just shotgunned the front of your house with.

I call it the mouse cannon now, and am the only one that finds it funny at our house..