WHO THE FUCK IS JESSE STONE?
Did you know that Tom Selleck appeared in nine movies as a washed-up, alcoholic, small-town cop known as Jesse Stone? Why are there NINE movies? Wikipedia tells me CBS ran the first eight films from 2005-2012, while the ninth was picked up by the Hallmark Channel. Was there really a horde of Tom Selleck fans that demanded this or… I guess if the reviews are any indication, the answer is yes. Though they all seem mad because this collection isn’t in chronological order. Wow.
