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I AM GOD by INSANE LABZ

Screenshot: Amazon
Screenshot: Amazon

I’m not going to argue about whether you should use pre-workout powders. I’d just question using one that calls itself “I AM GOD.”

Also, it says it has INSANE flavors but then proceeds to list apple, fruit punch, Thou Shalt Not Covet (orange), and Drink Ye All of It (grape). Why do orange and grape get these grandiose names but apple and fruit punch get nothing? Why isn’t apple Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge or something like that? Why isn’t fruit punch called Fists of Valhalla or some shit?

Also, there’s a PSYCHOTIC Hellboy edition.

I guess that’s what you get when you buy from a company called Insane Labz, which was founded by “a horror head who started a local gym and supplement store” and calls its users the “Asylum Faithful.”