Wine Culture Is a Menace

The seller alleges this is “cute.” Pretty sure the bridezilla who bought the shitty cup in slide 21 is the only person who’d look at this and go, “Sweet Mary and Joseph, I need to buy this. This, this is the thing that will e l e v a t e the interior design in my kitchen and belongs right next to my typographical sign reading ‘Live, Laugh, Bake.’ Wow gosh darn, I gotta thank that Bezos fella.”