This is heartbreaking. Especially when this figure has arguably the most reasonable, best-looking action feature, which is for his hat to fly off his head and his jaw to lower a reasonable amount.
With 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' now in theaters, Shigeru Miyamoto has doused fans' hopes for a major Nintendo crossover.
It was a very packed month for new Apple products, but we also got some notable new gadgets from Sonos, Nintendo, Asus ROG, and even Ikea.
Which means you have to watch Glen Powell do 'Star Fox' cosplay, naturally.
Netflix is sending us all back to Hawkins again starting April 23.
Illumination and Nintendo have adopted a 'sure, what the hell' approach after the success of the first film.
Welcome to the era where physical ownership is a luxury.