You know what I want? I want Larry Ellison to spend eight million dollars in this British aircraft carrier, turn it into a luxury playground, load it with Harriers and an artificial beach and invite me for a few spins.


It's the HSM Invincible, a Royal Navy light aircraft carrier that displaces 17,000 tonnes. It was finished in 1980 and fought in various wars, from the Falklands to Iraq. Come on, Larry, you know you want her! [Scuttlefish]