Finally! There's a definition of "dork" that allows me to claim that I don't qualify as one. Although making that claim might've made me fit the criteria. Damn it! [Shoebox Blog]
I don't particularly like labels: I found very quickly (beginning with elementary school) that such things really are only used as derogatory remarks that hurt the feelings of those being marginalized, and whereas now it's "cool" to take back the derogatory names of our youth, all it does is remind me that I still wish I could have existed to the other kids as a human being and not a stereotype.