As CERN's Large Hadron Collider attempts to discover unknown particles that could unravel the mysteries of our universe, this LHC-themed umbrella will help you deal with more common particles as they fall from a raincloud.

Featuring a detailed graphic of the LHC printed on its 100 percent polyester canopy, the only discovery you'll make with this $60 umbrella is that you probably should have worn rain boots to work as well. Not exactly Nobel Prize-worthy, but none the less important. [Science Museum Shop]