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This Space-Warping Carpet Is So Awesome It Makes Me Want to Throw Up

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There's usually little to remark about a place's carpet. Unless it's a brain-frying casino pattern, carpet is... carpet. It sits there. It soaks up dirt, dander, and urine. Sometimes it's beige. But not this carpet, which bends the space-time continuum.

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One woozy Redditor spotted this wireframe carpet job at a local game store, and was able to retain consciousness just long enough to snap this photo. Was he shortly thereafter sucked into a resultant black hole? Did the store implode upon itself? Do the curtains match the carpet? [Reddit]

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wizzard419
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Someone's been reading the casino building bible.

A researcher found that the best way to extract money out of people in a casino was to keep the ceiling boring and the carpet too exciting for the eyes (horrible pattern or that stuff above) as well as other factors. By doing this it keeps partons looking straight ahead and hopefully dumping more and more cash into your casino.