This is a Real Girlfriend. She’s supposed to be attractive, sexy even. But running on a PC that can’t handle the rendering, things go a bit Terminator 2. Other great gaming stories from this week:
Real Girlfriend Gallery of Horrors
Serves those pervs right.
https://kotaku.com/real-girlfriend-gallery-of-horrors-5415853
What’s In The Star Trek Online Collector’s Edition?
If there’s no Picard Maneuver, count me out.
https://kotaku.com/whats-in-the-star-trek-online-collectors-edition-5419069
Star Trek Online “Belly Of The Beast” Trailer Contains No Bellies Or Beasts
Still good though!
https://kotaku.com/star-trek-online-belly-of-the-beast-trailer-contains-5418008
Star in Your Own N64 Freakout Kid Video
Just when we thought the N64 kid was done, he pulls us back in.
https://kotaku.com/star-in-your-own-n64-freakout-kid-video-5418473
Mass Effect 2 Expands To 2 Discs, Sometimes 3
Cannot wait.
https://kotaku.com/mass-effect-2-expands-to-2-discs-sometimes-3-5418534
Mass Effect 2’s New Blue Girl Kicks Ass
Cannot wait.
https://kotaku.com/mass-effect-2s-new-blue-girl-kicks-ass-5416083
Split/Second Trailer Is About The Only Thing Not Exploding
It’s like Burnout crossed with 2012.
https://kotaku.com/split-second-trailer-is-about-the-only-thing-not-explod-5416757
Scandal or No, EA Sports Stands by Its Man
EA does not care who Tiger Woods sleeps with as long as he’s in bed with EA.
https://kotaku.com/scandal-or-no-ea-sports-stands-by-its-man-5417483
DSi XL Makes Jubblie Bouncing Extra Large [Slightly NSFW]
It was bound to happen.
https://kotaku.com/dsi-xl-makes-jubblie-bouncing-extra-large-5416591
