Today is a Good Day To Rob Convenience Stores With a Bat'leth

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What kind of Klingon robs two 7-Elevens at 2AM with a Bat'leth?

The kind of man who would leave the second store empty-handed after the second clerk refused to give him money. Now that's just shameful. Perhaps if he had threatened the clerks in actual Klingon, he would have had more luck? [Denver Channel - Thanks Undercover Buck!]

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Right after high schol I worked a convenience store at night, alone, and a guy started throwing firelogs at me. When I took cover he grabbed a couple of cases of beer and took off. A bat'leth would make that a much cooler story than Duraflame logs do.