This is something we didn't expect. Unlike Optimus Prime, these Transformer gadgets and a crazy Hong Kong man, these transformers plushies don't cut you up when you rub your face on them. If the cartoons in the '80s taught us anything, it's that robot aliens from another galaxy enjoy being used to prop up a woman's ass during intercourse.
"REAL trouble"? he said "ass" and "intercourse". he could've said much worse. personally, i thought it was funny, and was secretly thinking the same thing, haha.
also, if you're in a place, accessing this sight, and could possibly get in trouble for accessing this site, perhaps you shouldn't be, you know, accessing this site.