For the man who has too many whole chickens and not enough spits to roast them on

Yes, this is exactly what it looks like. It’s a six-foot+ tall behemoth meant to heat meat on eight long spits. It’s meant for a full-sized professional kitchen, yes, but the home cook in me can’t not imagine all the fun I would have roasting a whole pig. It comes with eight anti-cutting spits and eight chicken and turkey spits, so you could probably get a lot of use out of it as long as you can fit it through the door.