UFO Balloonbrat Falcon Heene Found Safe at Home—Please Someone Spank Him Hard

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On one side I'm happy that Falcon Heene—the boy who allegedly was flying uncontrollably inside a homemade, spaceship-shaped helium balloon—was actually safe all the time, hiding at home. On the other, I just want to bitchslap him. Repeatedly.