Upcoming Kindle 3's New Secret Feature to Take America By Storm

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Adam and his friends at College Humor got a big scoop on the new Kindle 3: It will feature a completely new hardware interface that will allow you to read books like The Lord of the Rings in under nine hours.

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At last, Jeff Bezos will conquer America with this one. [College Humor]

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There is something terribly wrong about this though that's not a joke. All new interactive technology has driven us away from book reading, reducing our attention span to few seconds for anything that isn't moving. Therefore we all become more stupid and uneducated generation by generation. Current generation doesn't know how to speak, or read, or even think of something original on their own. Seriously.... Our civilization will suffer a great deal in the years ahead.