This super-skinny USB flash card is improbably thin but still lets you stoke it with lots of your stuff. Kinda like that ho you knew in high school. Thin as a credit card and weighing less than half an ounce, you can get it festooned with some of Brando's tacky designs for $39 or place your own logo on the card with Brando's help.
Might be nice to carry around your emergency data in your wallet with this thing; it's only 4mm thick.
Product Page [Brando, via TRFJ]