The pizza tank in action firing 14-inch pies

Holy crap, it's real! As this new video shows, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Pizza Thrower—a full scale 12-foot-long version of the classic toy—actually works, throwing pizzas fast and far enough to actually hurt people with dough, cheese, and pepperoni projectiles. They should really call it the Pizza Tank.


That turret actually rotates, like a real tank.

This is the old toy that inspired this wondermachine.

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Owned Wolf

Based on some of the comments, the pizzas they are launching are not real. They are rubberized plastic or some other similar material. No one is wasting real food.