What can I say about this scene from 1970s flick Sexorcist? A young artist brings home a life-sized crucifix, which is never a good idea. Especially when it comes to life and strips.
I think my favorite part of this loooong scene – they had a lot more patience in the 70s – is the way we keep getting those upskirt shots on the Jesus figure. And then when he comes to life, he turns out to be SATAN! A very sexy Satan who grins like somebody in a mouthwash ad or something when he gets his devil on with the artist girl.
Later, as you can guess, our sexy artist girl is all packed with Satan sperm and has to undergo a dramatic exorcism – erm, I mean sexorcism. But nothing in the movie matches the sheer demented wonder of the grin on crucifix Satan’s face when he does his thing.