Accidents happen. Butterfingers or not, you're bound to slip up and destroy a perfectly lovely device, especially if you use it a lot. But the worst is when you bust that sucker up RIGHT after you've started to fall in love with it. What's your record time for completely and totally busting up a new gadget? A month, a week, a day, an hour? Let's hear some real horror stories.
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I waited all night in line to buy an iPhone 4S. Then I walked out of the Apple Store and dropped it on the sidewalk in front of the store. The display, at least, was totally shattered.