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Wielding The Excalibur Mini Tool Makes You The King of the Office

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Only the true king can wield the awesome power of Excalibur. Whether it's calculating, measuring, stapling or cutting—you have the right tool for the job in one ridiculous package. [Taylor Gifts via RGS via DVICE]

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If you receive this as a gift, it's a key indicator that you suck. It's nice though that it has a calculator. This way the recipient can figure out how many times they will need to stab themselves with it to silence the voice in their head that keeps repeating, "You've settled."