Wolfram Alpha Is Actually a Frustrated Stand-Up Comedian

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Yesterday we got some funny answers from Wolfram Alpha, the search engine that promised to enlighten us. Today, this catalog of silly answers uncovers its true nature as a failed stand-up comedian and pop culture expert.

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It has a little thing for everyone: Skynet, HAL, African vs European swallows, the meaning of life, Bob Dylan, love and hate, and even programming jokes. I wonder how many more nutty Easter Eggs the thing is hiding. [Thanks readers]

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jyhash
HashMaster9000

It has no answer for "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Ha! Stumped Prequel Skynet! The machines don't know about humor! Tell a knock knock joke! They're our only defense against the rise of the machines!!