Since I spent the first six months as editor trying to convince women that I didn’t hate them more than I hate everyone, I’ll take the blockquotey way out:
Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina.
They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman’s skirt.
How did she get it past all those pointy teeth?
Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina [FemaleFirstUK]
