Monster Slayer
Toss a coin to your Witcher! Toss many coins at him, because he’s clearly seen some rough times. The iconic wolf’s head on his armor has been eroded into some kind of generic beast, and his leather harness must be missing because he’s had to paint it on instead.
Fun fact: the sword and wig are not included, so you’re not going to look like Geralt, you’re going to look like a guy who bought a very, very bad Witcher shirt from a sketchy kiosk outside Hot Topic. If you’d like to see something else a bit odd, check out these official Witcher toys. (Yandy, $33)
