Woz to Dance With The Stars and Denise Richards

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Steve Wozniak, Apple co-founder, Segway star, famed Tony Manero impersonator, and President of the Patrick Swayze Fan Club, will be one of the 13 competitors of ABC's Dancing with the Stars, including Denise Richards:

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Apart from the former Bond girl, el Wozerino will also join Jewel, Belinda Carlisle, and Lil' Kim in an all-star ensemble of entertainment and sport figures. I don't know if he knows how to shake his money maker, but one thing is sure: The Woz knows where to get his ass into. [BBC News-Thanks Addy]

DISCUSSION

It took a lot of pleading by friends and producers, and a fair amount of alcohol, to get me to do this. I wasn't cool enough to bow out.

But it's fun and I may surprise them with pranks. I meet my dance partner today and am getting very scared. I just watched the show for the first time last night on some DVD's they gave me. Holy s**t, what have I gotten into?