Funko's Cthulhu Pop! Vinyl already skirts the line between "D'aaaw" and "Aaah! Unspeakable Eldritch Horrors!" pretty well - but this variant from Entertainment Earth goes over the edge into full on creepiness. He glows in the dark, for christ's sake!
Although the normal Cthuhlu is due out this month, Entertainment Earth's variant won't be available until March, but it might be worth holding off for just because how adorably petrifying he looks. Those red eyes! But the coolest/creepiest part of him is the fact that the Elder god glows in the dark. I dunno about you, but I'm unsure about having an idol of Cthulhu that pulsates green light in the middle of the night on my desk. I'd never sleep, thinking it's about to open a portal to some such nightmarish plane of existence.
Willing cultists ready to answer the Call of Cthuluhu can preorder the glowy abomination at Entertainment Earth here. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, and all that.
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