Toast Soldier Cutting Machine (??)

It seems as though the European electronics job market is a little weak. Mike Minton, an electronics engineer turned entrepreneur has made a nice little invention to assist him in creating toast soldiers. What the hell is a toast soldier you ask? It's okay I had to research it too, a toast soldier is a slab of toast that is dunked into a soft-boiled egg. Minton was sick of the time consuming process of manually cutting the toast. Minton's perfect soldier cutter cuts each piece of toast into 22mm even width strips of toasted goodness. Look for Sony's knock-off ToastMan with proprietary ToastItUpGood technology.

Boiled egg fan finds the way to make perfect toast soldiers [Telegraph]