Body Dryer For Lazy Towel Haters

Towels getting you down? Hate the idea of expending the energy to dry yourself off after a shower? Time to get the Triton Body Dryer, a ceiling-mounted unit that claims it can dry your entire, post-shower body in just three minutes. How much body hair that includes I can't say, but it does come with a remote to control the temperature and power of the dryer. And hey, if you've got frigid bathroom syndrome, this doubles as a heater. I'm just sayin'...

Luxury Body Dryer [Triton]