Promise Lip Balm Claims to Curb Appetite

For those who are forever searching for effective yet effortless ways to lose weight, Omega Tech Labs is now pushing Promise, an alleged appetite suppressant disguised as lip balm. A month s supply will cost you between four and five bucks, and claims to not only slow down that ravenous appetite but it's also supposed to freshen your breath at the same time. With this product, you might want be a little concerned about the word promise. When a marketer invokes that word, look out for the exact opposite. Caveat emptor.

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