If you're always misplacing your bottle opener, perhaps you should save yourself the effort of searching over and over again and just buy a few of these nifty glasses with bottle openers in their bottoms. You can get your choice of blue, yellow or orange openers.
$12 per piece is a little pricey for plastic glasses, sure, but can you really put a price on that moment when you've got a cold beer in your hand and no way to open it except using your brittle teeth or the edge of your mother's beloved antique dining table? No? I didn't think so.