Casket Furniture Eternaltainment Center

If the Uono Cocoon Coffin we wrote about earlier today is too fancy for your tastes, or spending thousand of dollars on something you'll only use once seems rather extravagant, we've found a company that understands:

Why buy a casket for just one day? At CasketFurniture.com, our products can last you a lifetime, and still be the perfect vehicle to carry you to the great beyond. Whether it's a couch, shelf, or end table, our products are designed to blend effortlessly into most contemporary interior designs. Every product can also be transformed into a high-quality casket at your time of need.

The Quaker-esque Rayonnant Eternaltainment Center pictured here will run you a mere $4495, although if you'd like it made of fancier woods you can spend up to $2550 more. They say it will dissassemble quickly when you need a final resting place, and after the casket is removed you can slide the remaining shelves together and use them "for years to come".

If your tastes are more modern, or you'd like to have caskets for both yourself and your spouse, the Laon-Reims Eternaltainment Center starts out at an even more affordable $3995. Those of you who already have entertainment centers, don't fret—they've got pool tables, coffee tables, book shelves and even a sofa to serve your needs!

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