You're running from the KGB in an ATV, and all of a sudden you hit Lake Titicaca—what do you do? If you were Bond you'd turn around and shoot them all, but unfortunately your wife forgot to renew your license to kill (blast you woman!). Good thing you have this Gibbs Technology Quadski that turns from an ATV into a Jetski in five seconds flat.
The 140 bph engine lets this thing travel up to 2 hours and get up to 50 mph on land and in the water. Except on water they call it knots. Ah, those silly pirates, always making up strange words.