• By Charlie White
    Jun 27, 2006 10:47 AM 965
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    Quoth the Raven: Talking Dog Collar

    With this Hound Bytes Talking Dog Collar, your dog can finally speak for himself. Attach the speaker to your dog's collar, take the dog out for a walk, and with your remote control concealed in your pocket, you can make your dog seemingly utter catchy phrases, such as:

    It's a dog eat dog world, so eat me!
    Tricks! You wanna see tricks? Get yourself a hooker!
    Woof, woof, I don't think we've been formally introduced. Would you like to smell my asshole?
    Might be fun for one or two laughs. Certain to impress that babe with the Pomeranian next door, it's $14.99. – Charlie White

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