Here's why you should be sad about that. The cigarette carton sized camera manages to fit a 7x zoom inside, the equivalent to a 28-200mm lens on a traditional film camera. The 7.1 megapixel camera has CCD shifting anti-shake tech, which will come in useful with such a high zoom rating. Another notable capability is the camera's macro mode, that can shoot up to 1cm away. Lastly, there's a shutter lag of 0.09, focusing not considered. The camera can film vids at 640 by 480, at 30 frames per second. There's more, but it's standard issue stat-smather.
Ricoh R5 Caplio Camera [DP Reviews]