Bananas are among the more delicate fruits, in need of protection inside a lunchbox or backpack. If you're a banana aficionado like we are, you'll need the Banana Guard, a hard plastic case for those phallic fruits that will keep those icky brown bruises away. Hey, BananaGuard also makes a great Halloween costume for that banana, but it's probably too late for that.
The only problem we see? Bananas, being the natural products that they are, vary in size, and some may be too small or big to fit in this condom-esque package. The solution? Buy bananas that fit these containers, and keep 'em pristine and bruise-free for $6.99 Canadian (about $6.25 US).