We Want This Can Of Yeti Cave Air In Our Cabinet Of Curiosities
If the recent news that purported samples of "Yeti hair" were actually sourced from ordinary Himalayan brown bears is…
It's 2011 and There Are Still Magic 8-Balls?
I don't care if this one bounces. The magic 8-ball has no place in our times as a form of novel entertainment. Just get…
Petri Dish Soap Cleanses E. coli With E. coli
Salmonella. Escherichia coli. These once feared bacterias have joined the forces of good to sanitize your hands as…
Finally, A Phone That Only Dials 1-900 Numbers
We've searched far and wide, and at long last, we've found a phone that won't make any pesky normal phone calls. OK,…
Write-On Mug Leaves Revocable Trail of Evidence
There's nothing I despise more than taking a sip of coffee and not having my day's list of appointments written an inch…
Kill Shot Pillow From Keetra Looks Bloody Comfortable
It's called The Great Slumber, or just Bloody Puddle, a pillow that looks like you took one too many bullets to the…
Mr. White Collar Gives You Three Insults in One
Any way we look at it, this Mr. White Collar Calvaire Pen Holder and Message Stand leaves us nonplussed. WTF? Is this…
USB Ferris Wheel Phone Stand Instead of a Ringtone?
Before you click the Play button above, we'd like to apologize for the obnoxious noise this USB Ferris Wheel Phone…
Light 'Em Up With This Pig Lighter
What's up with these weird smoking accessories lately? First we see the immoral cigarette extinguishing devices (NSFW),…
Cigarette Extinguisher Design Reaches New Low of Moral Turpitude (NSFW)
Just when we thought we'd seen the most horrible and immoral cigarette extinguisher in the world, one of our best and…
Polly Want a Wireless Doorbell?
What, is this International Doorbell Week? The techno-doorbell scene continues its explosive growth and innovation, and…
HipDisk Musical Instrument, the Hula Hoop of Your Nightmares
As if the world needed yet another weird musical instrument, Danielle Wilde has created the hipDisk, a pair of…
NOW Watch is Always Right
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, but this watch is even more accurate: It's always right, because when…
Hymn Book iPod Case Protects All Your Anthems
Okay all you Apple-worshiping sheep, here's a fitting enclosure for the object of your quasi-religious lust, letting…
P40 Tigershark Warbird Ceiling Fan, Piloted by Wrong-Way Corrigan
Who wouldn't want to have a P40 Tigershark Warbird airplane poking through the ceiling, also functioning as a ceiling…
It's Not a Book, It's a Pillow
If you've ever awakened with the imprint of a book on your face, you probably wish you'd fallen asleep on one of these…
Digg T-Shirt Says 'Bury Me'
Click to viewCan't get enough of digg.com? Put your plea for diggs front and center with this T-shirt from NerdyShirts.…
Doormat Says Go Away. No, Come In. No....
Here's the classic Go Away doormat with a twist: turn it upside down and it greets your guests with a cheery "Come In."…
Play Your Chess and Eat It Too
Now you can bake an entire chess set, including the chessboard, and captured pieces can be immediately devoured. Being…
Hard Drive Enclosure Looks Like a Hard Drive
Okay, so now we're really getting confused. This is a USB 2.0 enclosure for your hard disk, and it looks like a hard…