Question: How to Eat Potato Chips at a Keyboard

Gina at Lifehacker says it's a bad idea, but I think the potato chip is the ultimate meal for bloggers. Every chip its own course. Crispy to release stress as you crunch down on the kettle cooked tubers. The problem is one you're probably familiar with: Greasy keys.

I've been using chopsticks. But then a friend made fun of me with some immigrant jokes. [ sad face ]

So, what's the best way to eat chips while you're computing?