OK, someone at Thanko must be on some really potent shrooms to have come up with the USB USHOTIW1 eye warmer. It plugs into the USB port of your PC or Mac and helps relieve stress and tension associated with staring at computer monitors all day. There's a temperature control so you don't end up scorching your eyes when all you wanted to so was feel some warm sensations. Needless to say, this is pretty much insane. Then again, it's Thanko, so it's really not all that surprising.
So if rubbing your eyes with USB-powered warmth is your bag, be ready to part with around $17, not to mention your dignity.