Americans Choose Computer Over Spouse; Culture Officially in Decline

From the depressing and disheartening statistics department: 65% of Americans choose to spend more time with their home computer than with their spouse or significant other. Seriously guys? I'd like to think that the relationship I am having with my computer right now is strictly platonic and is far from the most meaningful of my life.

So is this true? Do you see your computer more than your significant other? Do you use your computer as a stand-in for the significant other you wish you had? Fess up, patheticos. At least some of you out there are making up this majority.

Brief: Americans prefer computer to spouse, survey says [ComputerWorld]