Okay, enough of this teasing you with a babe shot here and there. We're going to show you some really hot jugz, right here, and you won't be sorry, either.
They'll soothe you, make you feel warm and fuzzy all over, and if you pump them just right, they'll actually do some squirting. They'll comfort you long time. They might even make you feel like you're back in the womb again.
And all you have to do is click (SFW):
Okay, we got you on this one. Hot Jugz is a portable shower that doesn't need any power at all. Fill it up with hot water when you're at home, and when you're out in the wilderness and want to take a hot (okay, warm) shower, then pump it like a beer keg 15 to 20 times and it'll shower you down for a couple of minutes for each round of pumping.
Its 2 gallon capacity is enough water for a trickling shower of 10 to 15 minutes. The company says the Hot Jugz's thermal insulation will keep that water warm for up to 7 hours.
And oh yeah, if you're pissed because there were no actual hot jugs after the jump, Jason says this site is definitely pantsworthy (NSFW), but that link is definitely NOT safe for work!