Attention Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Wii, DS Lite, and PSP. There's a new game console in town. The Gamespower 50. That's right, it comes with FIFTY GAMES. We'd like to see your high definition console come with half that many.

What does Dr. Ashen of green lasers and piece of shite MP4 player fame have to say about this? Watch and find out.