In another odd story that further proves the fact that too much TV can't be healthy, a 70-year-old man was found dead in front of an extremely loud TV in his home in Hampton Bays, New York. The low humidity in his apartment mummified, or preserved, the body. The man, identified as Vincenzo Ricardo, had not been heard from in over a year, so it begs the question: who exactly paid his cable and electric bill? The plot thickens even more because neighbors reported that Ricardo was supposedly blind. See kids, watching too much TV will ultimately lead to your lonely, blind, mummified demise.