If you thought spelling bees, dominoes, and the Bud Bowl were sorry excuses for sporting events, wait 'til you catch all the lack of action at the National Texting Championships. What do you have to do to win this amazing event? You'll need to text faster than anyone, of course. The catch? You can only enter if you have an LG enV.
Nice try, LG. I'm not falling for that one again and buying a mediocre phone just to enter a national competition based around text messaging. We all remember what happened last time.