"What...is...that?"
"It's a Rocket Belt, honey. I'm outa here."
"But what about your house, your family?"
"Ha! Those were just a facade, a means to procure my Rocket Belt. Good-bye!"

10 Seconds Later...

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"Doesn't hold much fuel?"
"I don't want to talk about it."

With great power comes great responsibility, but after you spend $250,000 on TAM's Rocket Belt, how can you be responsible to...say...pay your mortgage? Luckily the price does include lessons and "a special machine" to make your own fuel.

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