“What…is…that?”
“It’s a Rocket Belt, honey. I’m outa here.”
“But what about your house, your family?”
“Ha! Those were just a facade, a means to procure my Rocket Belt. Good-bye!”
10 Seconds Later…
“Doesn’t hold much fuel?”
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
With great power comes great responsibility, but after you spend $250,000 on TAM’s Rocket Belt, how can you be responsible to…say…pay your mortgage? Luckily the price does include lessons and “a special machine” to make your own fuel.
Product Page [via bornrich]
