Royal Whale Bath: Indulge the Senses in WhaleS

Mmmm. Nothing relaxes me like the thought of swishing around in the warm, bubbling waters of a whale's inner cavities. Now, I can finally indulge the fantasy.

The Royal Whale Bath is the ultimate in luxury bathdom. Probably Definitely created from the carcass of a real sperm whale that was brutally murdered, miniaturized and cast in porcelain, nothing will scream "I'm king of the ocean" in your guest bath like this $2995 semi-aquatic conversation piece.

So why is it a gadget? I just like baths It offers chromatherapy lighting. Yeah. Those are special lights that make you feel better (about the whale that was brutally murdered for your bathtub). Who knew?

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